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[egophiliac]

GET LOVED, IDIOT

GET LOVED SO HARD YOUR KIDS HOLD HANDS AND POWER-OF-LOVE YOU BACK TO LIFE

sorry guys, this is just my brain now. this is going to be the only thing I think about for the next week at least.

oh and also this

FIVE YEARS IN AND IT'S FINALLY CANON 🎉🎉🎉

WE DID IT

[kittyzd1ary]

Per @jetcat-14 ‘s request: some shoes!

I present to you: Connie and her helium balloon boyfriend:

Bonus:

Edit: my little brother did a handstand and I realised I gave Steven two left feet.. so I fixed that…

[lesbiradshaw]

underrated dagger squad dynamic is a ship being worried about getting caught fraternizing during training, completely oblivious to the fact that everyone else is also doing the same thing. and they have been all along.

[tropicalcontinental]

After Parkour Civilization can we all collectively watch Oneshef's videos

[blondephil]

“uma thurman just watched me have sex.” yeah well phannies can say “dan and phil just watched me have sex.” a beautiful full circle moment.

[aceadoxography]

i've been tossing around an au idea where it's actually drake who stumbles on aaron while they're out at a game and thinks he's andrew. aaron freaks out bc this huge stranger is trying to manhandle him and calling him AJ and he struggles and ends up getting shoved into a wall, hitting his head, and gets a concussion. someone calls the police and drake is temporarily arrested for assaulting a minor, aaron is taken to the hospital while they try to find his mother, and andrew's social worker gets involved.

no one tells aaron anything but he talks to the police and his mom keeps getting calls from uncle luther and a lady he doesn't know, and a week later there's a clone of himself standing in his room who calls himself andrew.

[frankenbridez]

so i saw 2v8 is back

lets get our asses beat by ur bf and my gf...together 🫴

NO WAY.........💥💥💥💥💖❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💫✨✨

[bite-my-pink-neon-pulse]

and theres more to download. genshin go kys.

[howtotrainabraincell]

I know that this a GOD AWFUL question to ask….

But leave comments and asks on you guys’ opinions on what kind of husband you think Crawford Starrick would be…

Give it to me PUH-LEASE because I just… can’t imagine it.

I LOATHE him but I need to imagine him as a husband for my character for a fanfic I’m writing. It’s a historically accurate, historical piece of fiction.

She’ll be set up in an arranged marriage to him despite being in love with Jacob, and the story will follow her life as Starrick’s very reluctant wife and how she acts as a spy for the assassins.

Again any help is appreciated and do give your all just let me know the truth of what you think. EXPOSE HIM. Is he a stupid Templar but a good husband? A meh and inattentive husband? Or a bad husband?

Also… I want to rip his mustache off his face. 😡😤😠

Look at him with his stupid tea in stupid teacup!

I hope that steam singes his mustache hairs!!!

[thee-morrigan]

For beloved Holland:

midnight: What keeps your OC up at night? Do they have nightmares? Fears? Anxieties? What do they do in the small hours of the morning when they should be sleeping?

future: What's the worst possible future for your OC? Are they taking steps to avoid that outcome? Are they even aware it's a possibility?

pain: What's the worst pain your OC has ever felt? Do they have a high pain tolerance?

thank you beloved PD! 💕💕

I answered midnight here; other two are below the cut.

future: What's the worst possible future for your OC? Are they taking steps to avoid that outcome? Are they even aware it's a possibility?

In many ways, I (unfortunately) think the worst possible future from her perspective would be for things to more or less continue as they are now: she keeps being hunted for her special, supernatural-cocaine blood and dealing with increasingly dangerous monsters-of-the-week, and putting people she loves in seemingly increasingly dangerous situations (and also, frankly, even people she doesn't care for that much! she doesn't, for example, like Bobby very much at all at this point, but she still didn't want anything bad to happen to him, like what happened at the auction). She’s not really someone who’s ever been great at long-term thinking. She’s always been more of a get-through-the-next-hour type of person. Even when she was younger, the idea of the future was too abstract to feel anything other than inaccessible at best. Lately, though, it’s started to feel more and more like she can’t afford to think too far ahead, because when she does, she finds herself spiraling. She doesn’t want this to be what her life becomes: this perpetual danger and feeling more and more like this has all been borrowed time more than anything else. She doesn’t say it out loud, rarely even to herself, but the fear that this is it—that her life has already narrowed down to this—sits just under the surface. That she’ll keep doing the work, keep taking the hits, keep surviving, but never find a way out of survival mode. That this fight she never asked for becomes the only shape her life is ever allowed to take. So, no—she’s not taking especially active steps to avoid that future as much as she's just trying not to dwell on it, if only because she's not sure she's going to like the answer as to whether there's a material alternative.

pain: What's the worst pain your OC has ever felt? Do they have a high pain tolerance?

Holland has a pretty high pain tolerance, but there are a couple of standout moments vying for most painful single incident (well. maybe up until having a building collapse on her, I suppose 🤪). The first happened the summer after she turned sixteen, when she got a fish hook stuck in her calf and then had it extracted by a not-totally-sober fellow teenage dummy to avoid anyone's parents finding out. (If you're wondering, no, it was not the result of anyone actually going fishing but rather from yet another teenage moron in the rural Midwest having half the contents of a tackle box unsecured in the backseat of his truck). The second item on the pain leaderboard: The summer after her freshman year of college—the only summer she actually came back to Wayhaven— Holland signed up for the town’s twilight charity 10K. Local officials thought “running at golden hour on half-patched back roads” sounded picturesque; Holland thought it sounded like free cardio and an excuse to outrun small-town ennui. Around mile five, she caught a cracked bit of asphalt, jack-knifed sideways, and felt her knee pop like bubble-wrap—torn ACL. Unfortunately, she erroneously assumed it was just a gnarly sprain since it didn’t hurt so bad she couldn’t walk, so she jog-limped the last mile and change, in pain and pissed about the effect on her finish time lmao. It was another month before she went to a doctor and confirmed that, yeah, she for sure needed surgery and absolutely should stop running around on it yesterday xD

(from these asks)

[fieriframes]

[The Count of Monte Crêpe-so. To Kill a Mockingbird Pie. Moby Pickles. Catch(er) of the Rye Toast. Brave New Casserole. A Farewell to Wings. Pride and Potatoes. The Great Grape Gatsby Float. Lord of the Onion Rings. Frankenstein's Monster Mash.]

[grimvestige]

shuffle your On Repeat playlist and list the first 10 songs that play, then tag 10 people

Thank you for the tag @echo-the-ghost!!!! Time to find...where my On Repeat playlist is... not me just searching for it instead 💀

Don't Forget - Toby Fox, Laura Shigihara

Worst in Me - Unlike Pluto

All That You Are (From "Lost Ember") - Solid Audioworks

Despicable - grandson

UP TO SNUFF! (I'm on Fire) - atsuover

MEGALOVANIA PHONK - Nueki, Tochonov

Toxic - Britney Spears

Tonight Is The Night I Die - Palaye Royale

Shadow Moses - Choir Noir

But Never a Key - Dirt Poor Robins

Oh like, almost all of these are from D&D OC playlists WHOOPS ^^; Most of them are Tiarnan or the toxic Tiarnan & Corrupted Moirin playlist, though there are a few songs from my work playlist, Killian's playlist, and like, one song from my Kasai campaign playlist.

tagging: @theitalianmafia, @emmettkane, @kingxxlink, @trucbiduleschouettes, @jesterdraws99-blog, @solarflame33, @dudebe-nice, @grand-theftautumn, @ninjasylveon, @eldritch-goth !! And anyone else who wants to join, feel free to still tag me if you want <3

[remitro]

ooh who is Ashe winters they look pretty in your drawing

!!!! FUCK UES. MY TIME. IT’S HERE. ashe winters is a character from the podcast just roll with it!!! he’s from the campaign called prime defenders, but he doesn’t actually turn up until episode 11. the first five episodes are up for free on youtube :3

prime defenders is a Totally Normal TTRPG Campaign about teenage superheroes and definitely has no agonizing overarching themes that will eat your soul alive. none at all. i’m so normal. this is a normal podcast. come closer you can trust me

[salamispots]

psssstt whoever said they were gonna wait for a secondhand rug hooking tool in tags I've been using a cheapie set of crochet hooks from amazon and they've been working perfectly fine with yarn : O

[ixmxgod]

|| OPEN || Harry & ??? ||

“What if we cuddled well we napped an' I clung to ya like a baby koala?”

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

I need to make OCs again at some point... it's been . So very long. Have to remember how to even get started tbh